Unofficial Weekend 2011 Official Plus/Minus

To start things off, here's the official link to the new blog is http://1035thechill.blogspot.com/, also can be found above. The posters here are the members of the prestigious ‘103.5 The Chill’ apartment located near 1^st and Daniel in Champaign, IL. They are known as Cliff103.5, DJ Pauly D-LO, La103.5Mike, and myfriendlandstrom. For our initial post, you’ll see our official plus/minus chart from Unofficial Weekend 2011, which took place in early March. Now in the past, it has become customary for us to compile these lists after the completion of a big drinking weekend (read: we drink a lot and are cooler because of it) to review and recap the tomfoolery we partook in. Similar to sporting events, plusses were given for funny/heroic/memorable/manly acts while negatives were given for unfortunate/dumb/bitchy acts, or just for things we thought weren’t classic. So, hopefully this introduction gives you a little insight into where this blog is going, and where this first post is headed. And yea, this post is more about us having more fun than you, sorry. If we've learned one thing in college, it's that fun is a Zero-Sum Game. And we have all of it.

Dilo: +2 for the 21 Game Winner of the year, -2 for Green lighting Marsh to get with that girl, +2 for Buying 12 slices of pizza unofficial night @ 2 AM, +1 for Puzzle piece find, -1 for Banning us from Champaign, -1 for Tidal Waving a Girl [Overall +1]

Marsh: +1 for Being a Tazing Champion, -8 for Worst Girl Ever Situation, +1 for Bulls throwback gear, +1 for exclaiming “I Have NOOO NIPPLESSS” multiple times [Overall -5]

Real: +2 for Bushdiving Caught on Video (bushdive, disappear, reappear), +1 for Tidal Waving Tony DiLiberto at the Bar, +1 for Day Drinking --> Sobering Up --> Illinois Basketball Dinner --> All Night Drinking --> Senior Day Basketball Game @ 9:30 am [Overall +4]

LaMike: +2 for Getting Tazed on Video, +1 for 7AM Zamboni Shift, -1 for Worst Day Drinker of Life Award, +1 for Cold Barrel Ubben Sniper of the Weekend (related to basketball playing, not literally shooting guns) [Overall +2]

Daisy: +2 for First Beer Ever [Overall +2]

Killa Kev: +3 for All-Time CCR Winner (loser?) Record Holder, +1 for Quoting "#holdmydiiiiick (5 i's)" All Weekend [Overall +4] 

Zemaster: +2 for Never Backing Down 21 Gamer of the Weekend, +2 for Making Woman Fall in Love with in 2 Day Window, +1 for Overquoting “CHIILLLL” [Overall +5]

Landy: -2 for Moving Girl Into Tony's Bed, +1 for Most Beer Consumed, -1 for Trying to Jump Through the Floor [Overall -2]

Rage F.: +2 for IHOP Play of the Year (Literally just taking us to IHOP) [Overall +2]

Drinks: -2 for Losing Keys, +1 for Most Hours of Sleep in one Day Winner, -1 for Freaking Out on Mario for Spraying Water on You When it Rained 5 Minutes Later [Overall -2]

J-Bird: +2 for Finding Drinks' Keys, +2 for Ho-Ssa Arm Chant Invention, +1 for Closet Sleeper, -1 for Drill Sergeant Yelling at TB & Killa [Overall +4]

Keggy Z: -2 for Being Unknown Assumed Puzzle Destroyer [Overall -2]

Senator S.: +2 for Being the ‘Yellowpages’ Know Everyone Player of the Weekend, -1 for Bringing his Girlfriend to hang out at 103.5 Chill [Overall +1]

TB.: -2 for Sleeping Pants Down, -2 for Peeing on Carpet, -2 for Having Craziest Color Throwup on Tony's Floor, +1 for Bringing New Sheets Over the Next Day [Overall -5]

CrazyMel: +2 for Creating 103.5 Chill on Facebook, -1 for Being Mexican on an Irish Holiday [Overall +1]

Folly: +1for Goldschlagger Pulls, +1 for Leaving Without Breaking the Other Table [Overall +2]

Stroobes: +1 for Being the Tazer Promoter/Originator [Overall +1]

Virginia: +1 Tidal Wave Survivor, +1 for Not Killing Someone Afterwords [Overall +2]

TomGina: +2 for Momma Van Caravan, -1 for Many PDA [Overall +1]

Heiny: -1 for Sleeping with eyes open at Geos, +2 for Hooking your Brother up with friends [Overall +1]

Peanut: +1 for White Owl Cigar Buyer of the Day, +1 for Green Street Cafe Customer of the Day, +1 for Tolerating our Wildness While GF was Here [Overall +3]

Mini: +2 for Club Can’t Handle Me Remix World Premiere [Overall +2]

The Aviator: +2 for the Mary Jane's Play of Thursday Night, -1 for Houdini Act/ Missing 103.5 Family Reunion Session [Overall +1]

Stevie: -2 for Turning Party into Rager By Inviting 25 Freshmen, +1 for Buying Food Sunday Night for Us [Overall -1]

Geese: -1 for Hooking up with a Freshman (nickname withheld) [Overall -1]

Door Bubble: +2 for Surviving the Weekend [Overall +2]

DeNunez: +1 for the Ketchup Bottle Fake Pee Spraying Everyone [Overall +1]

Thanks to JimmyJames for making this post possible, and be check out his sports blog at http://oneclapgametime.blogspot.com/. We'll be back in a few days.