LaMike – “DJ Consensual Sex”
Hometown: Pontiac “Peace Up, P-Town Down,” Illinois
Height: 5’8” on a good day
Weight: 150 lbs
Strengths: golfing, bowling (both real and Wii), zamboning
Weakness: day drinking. Seriously, he can’t day drink to save his life
LaMike met cliff103-5 in the famed Weston dorms back in the Fall of ’07 and it’s been history ever since. He’s your classic farm boy: born and raised in central Illinois, he quickly took to working at an ice arena once he reached the college level (I know, where did that come from?). This humble employee was a championship skate sharpener before he took his talents to South Armory Street for the bright lights of zambonis. Now he can be found 3 times a week ‘boning’ at the UI Ice Arena where he has established himself as one of the most feared Zamboni drivers in the B1G. LaMike is an avid music fan and also thinks very highly of the videos he finds on YouTube that just aren’t funny (see: Gregg, Old). We’re also pretty sure he’s a part owner of DeadSpin because he cites it in nearly everything he does. If you happen to run into this young man, don’t mention his receding hairline but feel free to talk about Super Mario with him for hours on end. And if he offers you any Kimmy's delicious baked goods, be sure to eat them - they're incredible.
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